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Two Fat Blokes Kitchen is perfect for a casual breakfast or lunch serving an amazing fresh range of local, Australian and International gourmet food.

1616 Broke Road, Pokolbin

Perfect for those wanting to buy local produce or create their own meal from a range of local and international delicacies.


Picture yourself relaxing in a small cafe in Provence or Tuscany, we have created an ambiance to rival that. It’s a place to relax and plan your day sipping on a Crema Coffee (and sweets) or a cold drink. Lunch is nice and casual – a menu offering many choices of snacks or more formal dishes at very reasonable prices. Drop-in to choose from a large range of gourmet gifts or takeaway to create your own picnic amongst the vines.


On Friday and Saturday nights let us take you back to the 1920’s where dingy lit bars were all the business was done over a glass of Absinthe or two...... transport within the Pokolbin area for $15pp.


Notable Features


Children's Menu       Functions       High Chair       High Tea       Licensed       Absinthe Ritual

Kitchen : Open 7 days Mon to Fri – 10:00am to 4:30pm Sat & Sun – 9:00am to 5:00pm Fri & Sat Nights – 6:00pm to 9:00pm.